911 Blonde

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone, But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!

Man From Leek

There was a man from Leek
Who instead of a nose had a beak.
It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird
He migrates at the end of next week.