Subway Sandwich Sign

Lettuce meat olive your eggspectations

Bumper Sticker Lines Continued

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.
Editing is a rewording activity.
Make yourself at home ... clean my kitchen. 
Allow me to introduce my selves. 
Better living through denial. 
I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up...
Chaos. Panic. Disorder.
My work here is done Too many freaks not enough circuses. 

Lost Dog

He lost his dog, but he won't put an ad in the newspaper. He says it's no use -- his dog can't read.