Food Jokes

Japanese Pizza

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip. He hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place where he can get a pizza. The concierge tells him he will call for delivery to his room and takes his order. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up. The businessman takes the pizza and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?" The delivery man bows deeply and says, "Just what you ordered -- pepper only."

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A Pasta Diet?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

Categories: Food Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Onion Rings

Q: Ever since I've been pregnant, I haven't been able to go to bed at night without onion rings. Is this a normal craving?
A: Depends on what you're doing with them.

Categories: Food Jokes , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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