Food Jokes

Sick Banana

Q: Why did the banana have to go to the hospital?
A: Because it wasn't peeling very well!

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Sad Strawberry

Q: Why was strawberry sad?
A: Because her mom was in a jam.

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Submitted BY: torresp68

Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!

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Submitted BY: mgates4
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