Food Jokes

The Butcher's Wife

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.

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Red Tomato

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!

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Submitted BY: Yusuf

Interrupted Meal

Q: What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal?
A: Lettuce alone!

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