Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Traveling Salesman West Virginia

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.  "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes. "Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep. "Son, do you see what your mother is doing?" The boy nods yes. "Do you know what that is?" The boy nods. "Doesn't that bother you?" "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

8 boys

A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and what their names were; she said,  "Kevin." "Right," he said, "what about that blond one over there?" "Kevin," she said. "Oh, and the tall one with the freckles?" "Kevin," she said. "Well, and the little chubby one with the baseball cap?" "Kevin," she said. "Are all your boys called Kevin?" he asked, "isn't that terribly complicated?" "Not at all," she said, "it makes everything very easy, actually. When I shout: Kevin, tea is ready!, they all come. When I say: Kevin, it's time for bed!, they all go to bed." "I see. But what if you want only one of them?" "No problem," she answers. "Then I call them by their surnames."

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Anonymous

Adoption News

"Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted," my dad told me. "Are you kidding? Really?" I shouted.
"Yup, get ready," he said. "They'll be picking you up in about an hour."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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