Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Adoption News

"Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted," my dad told me. "Are you kidding? Really?" I shouted.
"Yup, get ready," he said. "They'll be picking you up in about an hour."

Anonymous

Fathers and Sons

Q: On a sunny day, two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each one of them caught one fish. When they went home, there were only three fishes, why?
A: Because a grandfather, a father and a son went fishing.

Anonymous

College Fund

This morning my son said his ear hurt and I said on the inside or outside, so he walked out the front door, came back in, and said both. Moments like this got me wondering if I'm saving too much for college

Submitted BY: MEG
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