Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Fathers and Sons

Q: On a sunny day, two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each one of them caught one fish. When they went home, there were only three fishes, why?
A: Because a grandfather, a father and a son went fishing.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Fishing Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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College Fund

This morning my son said his ear hurt and I said on the inside or outside, so he walked out the front door, came back in, and said both. Moments like this got me wondering if I'm saving too much for college

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

Martin Learns Bad Words

Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother, she said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch the builders work, maybe you will learn something. "Martin was gone about two hours. When he came home, his mother asked him what he had learned. Martin replied - "Well first you put the goddamn door up. Then the son of a bitch doesn't fit so you have to take the cock sucker down. Then you have to shave a cunt hair off each side and put the mother fucker back up." Martin's mother said, "Wait until your father gets home." When Martin's father got home, Martin's mum told him to ask Martin what he had learnt today. When Martin told him the whole story, dad said, "Martin, go outside and get me a switch." Martin replied, "Get fucked. That's the electrician's job."

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