Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

The Best Memory.

Three guys are debating who has the best memory. First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class." Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!" Not to be outdone, the third guy says, "Hell, that's nothing... I can remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my mother!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Little Johnny - Don't Ask

Little Johnny asked his mom about her age. "Johnny, gentlemen don't ask ladies that question" Johnny asks his mom about her weight. "Johnny, gentlemen also don't ask ladies about their weight" So Little Johnny asks, "Why did daddy leave you then?"
"Johnny lets not talk about that." She then sent Johnny to his room. On his way to his room he trips on his mom's purse and there he finds her drivers license.
He runs back to his mom and proudly says, "Mom! I know all about you now! You are 42 years old, weigh 172 pounds and the reason why daddy left you is because you got an 'F' in sex!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Museum Period

Yo momma is so old, they took her tampon out of the museum to see what period it was from.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Old ) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Old Age Jokes
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