Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Mothers Day

Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The school bus!

Anonymous

Ugly Gene

Q: What sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.

Submitted BY: MixedWithFruit

Hamburger

Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.

Anonymous
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