Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Ugly Gene

Q: What sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.

Submitted BY: MixedWithFruit

Hamburger

Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.

Anonymous

Motherly Advice

Q: What did the skanky girl's mother say to her when she went out?
A: "If you're not in bed by eleven o'clock, come home."

Anonymous
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