Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Don't Worry

Child: "Dad, Mom is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden!"
Dad: "Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself!"

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Mothers Day

Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The school bus!

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Ugly Gene

Q: What sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.

Submitted BY: MixedWithFruit
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