Mother-in-Laws

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

Cremate Mother In Law

A person receives a telegram informing them about his mother-in-law's death. It also inquires him whether she should be buried or cremated. He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes!"

Get Off of My Back

I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law.