Jokes about Families - Mother-in-Law Jokes

Vultures and Mothers In Law

Q:  What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law?
A:  Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.

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Depressed Over Mother In Law

Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter? Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law. She swore to me she wouldn't talk to me for a month!! Then what is so bad about it? You should celebrate the event!! No, no, see...that was four weeks ago, and today is the last day!

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French Impressionist Painting

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

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