Jokes about Families - Man Criticizes Woman

Women Are Like Guns

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Honeymoon Cruise

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go." "Good idea," she says. "While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine." The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please." "Yes sir, says the clerk, "but do you mind if I ask you a question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Holiday Warning

Be extra careful on the roads with Thanksgiving & Christmas around the corner.
A lot of men will be drinking and getting their wives to drive.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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