Jokes about Families - Daughter Jokes

Doctor In The House?

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a good, Jewish girl?"

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Father to Blonde Daughter

Q: What did the father say to his blonde daughter?
A: ''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''

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Good News, Bad News, Worse News

Good News: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Worse: With corrections

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