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Putin Economy
Q: What's Vladimir Putin’s goal for the new Russian economy?
A: Make people rich and happy! A list of people to become rich and happy is attached.
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Scottish Parrot
Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A: A Macaw!
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Scottish Regiment
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls a beat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist how much it would cost to repair the condom. The pharmacist replied that including replacing the band and spot welding the holes, it would cost 26 pence, but that for 29 pence, he could sell the private a new one. The private said, "Aye, that is a weighty decision, I shall be back in two hours with an answer." Two hours later, The Scotsman returns and says: "The regiment has voted to replace."
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