Too Deep

Q: Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens?
A: They plant the eggs too deep.

Polack And Mongoloid

Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polack with a Mongoloid?
A: A Polaroid One-Step.

Farmer Becomes a Pole

For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, but had become a Pole. Thrilled, he told his wife, "Thank God ! No more of those freezing Russian winters."