Bragging Mothers

Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church. They always liked to compete with their sons. First mother: My son is a priest. Whenever people see him they say, "Oh my priest!" Second mother: Oh yeah, my son is a bishop. Whenever they see him they say, "Oh my bishop!" Third mother: (after thinking a bit) Well my son is a fat, lazy pig and whenever people see my son they say, "Oh my God!"

Five Day Forecast

Q: What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days

North Korea Internet

Q: How did the US Government manage to totally shut down North Korea's internet access?
A: They switched their service to Comcast.