Getting the Recipe

Here is a story about a famous food critic's recent visit to Europe last summer. He had a delightful time sampling the cuisine in Italy, France and Germany, but he made the mistake of stopping off in London on the way home. Needless to say, he found English food bland and overcooked.
However, one day he had a great meal of fish & chips at a London pub. He asked the manager of the pub if he could have the recipe for the fish and chips. The manager confessed that he bought his fish and chips from a nearby monastery, and so our critic would have to get the recipe from one of the brothers. So he quickly ran down the street to the monastery and knocked on the door. When one of the brothers came to the door, he asked him if he were the "Fish Friar." The brother repiled, "Nope, I'm the Chip Monk!"

Diplomat Wants Water

An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water? demanded the Grand Emir. A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One, stammered the wretched Abdul, white man sit on well.

International Airline Acronyms

Acronyms for International Air lines
Italy ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival.
ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia.
Britain BOAC = Better on a camel.
Belgium SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again.
Pakistan PIA = Please, Inform Allah.
Yugoslavia JAT = Joke About Time.
Pacific Western Airlines PWA = Pray While Aloft.
PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines.
Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.