Iraq Air Defense

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.

Our Next Targets

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known Hussein family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
Among the brothers:------------------
Sooflay .......................the restauranteur
Guday......................... the half-Australian brother
Huray......................... the sports fanatic
Bejay..........................the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay................the twins from the African mother
Sayhay.........................the baseball player
Ojay...........................the stalker / murderer
Gulay..........................the singer / entertainer
Ebay...........................the internet czar
Biliray........................the country music star
Ecksray........................the radiologist
Puray..........................the blender factory owner
Tupay..........................the one with bad hair
Among the sisters:-----------------
Pusay..........................the 'loose' 22 yr old
Lattay.........................the coffee shop owner
Bufay..........................the 300 pound sister
Dushay.........................the clean sister
Phayray........................the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway.......................the grocery store owner:
Ollay..........................the half-mexican sister
Gudlay.........................the prostitute
More will, no doubt, be discovered...including A.A. Sidday, Oz weekend TV Host.

 

Iraqi Bingo

Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: F18...B52...F18