Mexican Benzos

Q: Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
A: For Hispanic attacks.

Gallop for Ivermectin

Q: What was the precipitating event that led to the hydroxychloroquine/ivermectin switch?
A: I think the mane reason was not being saddled with needing a prescription and easily trotting over to Tractor Supply and pony up a few bits for some ivermectin. Neighsayers will cry foal and accuse me of gaitkeeping but this unbridled situation is becoming a night mare.

Drinking Problem?

Q: How do you know when you've been drinking too much?
A: The bartender knows your name but this is the first time you've been to that bar