Drug Jokes

Old Farmers

Old farmers never die, they just spade away

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Anonymous

Mexican Benzos

Q: Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
A: For Hispanic attacks.

Anonymous

Gallop for Ivermectin

Q: What was the precipitating event that led to the hydroxychloroquine/ivermectin switch?
A: I think the mane reason was not being saddled with needing a prescription and easily trotting over to Tractor Supply and pony up a few bits for some ivermectin. Neighsayers will cry foal and accuse me of gaitkeeping but this unbridled situation is becoming a night mare.

Submitted BY: MEG
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