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Legal Pot
Q: How did California get marijuana legalized?
A: They had a high voter turnout.
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The Evils of Marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, "Used regularly," he explained, "pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!"
"Now wait a minute, professor," interrupted a student. "Castration? That's absurd!"
"Yes young man, it's sadly true." replied the professor smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"
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Prime Weed
Q: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
A: The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
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