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Drugged Duck
Q: What drug was the duck on?
A: Qwack!
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Bright Eyed, Bushy Tail
Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?
A: A squirrel on crack.
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Wrong Road
My addiction to classical music led to me losing my job, then turning to drugs.
It was Bach, sack and crack.
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