Promiscuous Reptile

Q: Did you hear about the promiscuous reptile? 
A: It got gator AIDS.

Herpes Prevention

Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes... Must be a rubber tree...

Help for AIDS

A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS."  The doctor replies, "Are you gay?" The man truthfully answers "yes." The doctor says, "I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a box of laxatives and a quart of prune juice.  Take ALL of the laxatives and drink ALL of the prune juice. Take a nap for a couple of hours.  When you wake up your problem will be solved." The man answers, "Will that cure my AIDS?" The doctor replies, "No, but you will find out what your ass hole is really for!"