Hillary Pregnant?

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. She just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant!  How could you??!!!  I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

I'm Not Your Son

A young boy asked his mother where babies come from and she answered "Go ask your father." He asked his father the same question and he answered "Go ask your mother!" Later that day at dinner the boy announced "I know that I am not your son because neither one you know where babies come from."

Sex During Pregnancy

Sandra and her husband Jim are expecting a baby in 2 months. One day Jim comes home from work and asks Sandra, ''Why haven't we had sex in so long?'' ''You know I'm worried it will hurt the baby.'' Sandra told him. ''I'll be really gentle. I promise.'' Jim tells her. Sandra protests but Jim manages to finally convince her that he won't hurt the baby so they have sex. Two months later Sandra gives birth to a baby boy. When the baby was born he looked at the doctor and says, ''Are you my father?'' The doctor shakes his head, then to Sandra, ''Are you my father?'' ''No, I'm your mother.'' she tells him. Finally the baby sees Jim and says, ''Are you my father?'' Jim nods, The baby starts hitting him on the head and says ''How does this feel?''