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Disease / Afflictions Jokes
The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.
The Perfect Diagnosis
The doctor had just completed his examination of the gorgeous redhead. "I would suggest to you, young lady, began the doctor, that you discontinue some of your running around, stop drinking so much, cut down on your smoking, and above all you will have to start eating properly and getting to bed early." Then, as a pleasant afterthought, he added: "Why not have dinner with me tonight? I'll see to it that you have the proper food and that you'll be in bed by 9:00!"
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Stone Rx
My husband said his doctor told him that I could suck out his kidney stone. After three days of trying, I think he lied to me.
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Bad Loan
Life stinks. I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like!
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