PMS Medicine

Q: How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?
A: It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

What Floor Please?

A woman walks into the local pharmacy and asks to find sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We have mini-pads and maxi-pads, which do you prefer? "The woman asks, "What's the difference?" The pharmacist replies, "It depends on what your flow is like!" Woman replies, "My flo? My flo is linoleum!"

Problems and Male Gender

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?
MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids...