Hemorrhoids

Q: "How are your hemorrhoids?"
A: "Swell."

The Gross Hemorrhoid

Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step on it when you walk!

Hemorrhoid Bath

My oldest daughter went to the doctor because she had hemorrhoids. She came home and followed his orders. Later that day I asked her what that smell was and she said, "The doctor told me to take a sh*t bath." I said, "Girl it's a sitzs bath!"