Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Coronavirus Jokes

These disease jokes may be insensitive to some but are the perfect Rx for those worried about the disease. No matter what you call it, wuhan virus, china virus, covid-19, 2019 novel coronavirus or rona we have jokes that will make you laugh till you cry.

Flip Side

As a responsible employer, All my staff are in a two-week quarantine.
Productivity is through the roof since nobody can leave the office.

Anonymous

New Habits

 I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough. 

Anonymous

Kroger Scam

Don't let the Kroger grocery store take your temperature before shopping.  It is a SCAM! The device actually erases your memory.  Just yesterday I went to the store to pick up bread and eggs and came home with Snickers and Ice Cream!

Submitted BY: Linda
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