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Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Coronavirus Jokes
These disease jokes may be insensitive to some but are the perfect Rx for those worried about the disease. No matter what you call it, wuhan virus, china virus, covid-19, 2019 novel coronavirus or rona we have jokes that will make you laugh till you cry.
No Toilet Paper
Q: Why is the fear of Coronavirus causing a run on toilet paper?
A: Because when someone sneezes, everyone within 25 feet shits their pants
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Submitted BY: Mark3
Flip Side
As a responsible employer, All my staff are in a two-week quarantine.
Productivity is through the roof since nobody can leave the office.
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Anonymous
New Habits
I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough.
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Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Anonymous
