Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Coronavirus Jokes

These disease jokes may be insensitive to some but are the perfect Rx for those worried about the disease. No matter what you call it, wuhan virus, china virus, covid-19, 2019 novel coronavirus or rona we have jokes that will make you laugh till you cry.

Kroger Scam

Don't let the Kroger grocery store take your temperature before shopping.  It is a SCAM! The device actually erases your memory.  Just yesterday I went to the store to pick up bread and eggs and came home with Snickers and Ice Cream!

Submitted BY: Linda

HR Question

If a supervisor at work gets Covid-19, do the people who kiss that ass need to be tested?
Asking for a friend.

Submitted BY: MEG

Chinese Twist

Q: What's the difference between Kung Pao Chicken and the Coronavirus?
A: One's Chinese take out, the other takes out Chinese.

Anonymous
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