Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor. "I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm gonna die from it."
"Ridiculous," said the doctor. "You'd never know if you had the disease or not. With that ailment there's no discomfort of any kind."
"Right," said Herman, "those are my exact symptoms."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes)
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Anonymous

Ever Had This?

Doctor: Have you ever had this before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Anonymous

Love, Love, Love

One of the most painful things in the world is when you say "I love you" and it isn't reciprocated
Especially when you've just said it to your parents

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Cheap Insult Jokes)
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