Speedy

Tucker is a slow worker. He gets a job at the local zoo and the keeper, aware of his reputation, tells him to take care of the tortoises. Later, the keeper drops by to see how Tucker is getting on and finds him standing by an empty cage. “Where are the tortoises?” asks the keeper. Tucker shrugs, “I just opened the door and…Whooooosh!”

Eat Your Vegetables

Q: What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?

A: Getting around the wheelchair.

Chinese Short Bus

Q:  What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A:  Som Ting Wong