Disability Jokes

Dry Cleaning

Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she took it to the dry cleaners. The man working there was an elderly man and was hard of hearing.
Monica said,"I need this dress cleaned."
The man said, "Come again?"
Monica replied, "No, it's just mustard."

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Anonymous

Girl with One Leg

Q: What do you call a girl with one leg?
A: Eileen.

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Anonymous

Best Way

Q: Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?
A: The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

Submitted BY: Mfiore000
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