Disability Jokes

Can't Feel My Legs

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC... I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!" "Well of course you can't silly!" replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms."

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Stevie's Friends

Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?
A: Because he's married

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Helen's Doll House

Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard?
A: Neither did she.

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