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Dark Humor Jokes - Dead Baby Jokes
Homesick
Q: What's red and crawls up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion!
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Baby Drink
Q: How do you make a baby drink?
A: Stick it in the blender.
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Gross Grosser Grossest II
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Ten babies in one mail box.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: One baby in ten mailboxes.
Q What's grosser than that?
A: Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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