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Dark Humor Jokes - Corpse Jokes
The Guy Who Invented the Hokey Pokey's Funeral
Earlier this week I went to the guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in, then took his left leg out, they put his left leg in and they shaked it all about. Then they put his right leg in and then his right leg out, they put his left leg in and they shook it all about, and so on and so forth until he was totally in
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Time and Place
My best friend got mad at me sniffing his sister's panties. It didn't help that they were still on her. Or that all of his family was there too. Needless to say it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.
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Anonymous
Grandma
Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.
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Written By: KielPhillips
