Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Dallas Cowboy Jokes

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
 
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
 
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

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Elton John Fired

Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.

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Jumping and Pissing

Q: A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?
A: The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!

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