Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Elton John Fired

Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.

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Jumping and Pissing

Q: A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?
A: The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!

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Jussie Remorse

Jussie Smollett told me he was feeling bad about recent mistakes...
I told him not to beat himself up too badly.

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