Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Mario's Favorite Fabric
Q: What's Mario's favorite fabric?
A: Denim, denim, denim.
Q: What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
A: "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
Hannibal Lecter and Britney Spears
Q: What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
A: Dinner at Hooters.
Bruce Jenner - Crash
Q: What did Bruce Jenner attribute to his survival of the deadly car crash?
A: His new silicone implants.