Down Hill Skiing?

Did you hear about the blonde that couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Emergency Kit

Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit." Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for. She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit." Josh said, "I can see that, but why?" Sally replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires."

Blonde Burned Her Nose

Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.