Start Over Again

Today I came upon this pretty new blond temp holding several recently prepared tax returns standing in front of the paper shredder with a confused look on her face. I asked if she needed any help and she said, "Yeah, how does this thing work ?" I took the tax returns from her hand and demonstrated how to work the shredder. She stood there a moment with yet another confused expression, so I said, "Any questions ?" She said, "Yeah, exactly where do the copies come out from?"

Sparkle in Her Eye

Q: How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

The Blond and the Night Watchman

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door. "Well,"  he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?" "I just want to know why you can't ring the bell for yourself?"