Valid Questions

10. Are poisonous snakes really venomous?
9. Is lighter fluid flammable?
8. What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff?
7. Are knives sharp?
6. Can sharks hurt a human?
5. What happens if I stick my hand in a piranha aquarium?
4. Can I break my arm hitting it against a wall?
3. Can I eat broken glass and live?
2. Can dogs talk?
1. Are blondes really dumb?

Blonde Emergency

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the keypad

Blonde Lifeguard

A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!" The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"