Pop Goes The Blonde

A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she's doing; "Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."

Blondes' Braincells

Q: How do blondes' braincells die?
A: Alone.

Blonde Speeding

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: "May I see your license?"
Lady: "What does it look like?"
Officer: "It's a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it."
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer, I wouldn't have pulled you over.'