Le Parfume

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi." The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me." So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."

Blonde Medical Insurance

Three working women, all blondes ask each other what medical insurance they have. The first blonde: "Mine is PPO. How about you?" she ask the second blonde. The second blonde replies, "HMO, and you?" both ask the third. Third blonde answers, "HBO," she stated.

Blonde and a Waitress

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes to her table. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. "Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"