Blonde Getting Orange Juice

In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it. The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice. A waiter comes and asks the blonde, "Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I'm afraid your going to have to leave." "N,." the blonde replies. "Why not?" questions the waiter. "The carton says "concentrate."

Blonde's Paycheck Purchase

A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy. The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?" The blonde said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it."

Blonde's Bridge

Q: Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?
A: So she could have shade when she swam across!