Jumps Off

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Blonde Brain Fart

Q: How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart?
A: Her ears flap.

Smart to Cross the River

Three Blonde men escaped from a jail. As they were running from the police, they ran into a river. The first man dropped to his knees and prayed that God would make him smart so that he could get across the river. He was immediately turned into a redhead and made a raft to get across the river. Soon, he escaped. The second man began to pray that God would make him smarter than the man before him, and was turned in to a brunette. He made a boat and rode across the river to safety. The third man asked God to make him smarter than the first two men and was turned into a woman. Smiling, she (he) got up and walked across the bridge!!