Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Geography

Two blondes are sitting outside on Halloween night looking at the moon. One blonde asks the other, "Which do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde replies, "The moon, silly. You can't see Florida from here!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
Submitted BY: erynn renee

Is It Mine?

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Riddles
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It's Bedtime

The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars. "Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed. "Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told me that this would be the best night of my life and I'm not going to miss a minute of it."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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