Brunette Meets Genie

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house." The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man." The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

Blonde - Redneck

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
A: If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at the same time and still know which one to spit out.

Ice Fishing

Fred and his blonde wife went fishing in Alaska. In the middle of nowhere, where the area was filled with nothing but white snow, they finally found a lake and so they cast their lines. After an hour or two, Fred's wife yelled, "Honey come quick I got a bite!" So Fred rushed to his wife only to find out her line was lying flat and he couldn't see any movement. So he said, "Your line isn't moving honey, no one is biting." "I got a bite," she insisted. "Where?" asked Fred. "My foot, I got a frost bite."