Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Blonde Running With Bike

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?
A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

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I Can't Cook

The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her. Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"

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Blonde Kool-Aid

Q: Why don't blondes make Kool-Aid?
A: Can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packages.

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