A Blonde's First Wish

A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, "I will grant you three wishes." The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear." The genie replies, "Your wish is my command." Suddenly, the blonde exclaims, "Holy sh*t! What did you do with my ears?"

Blonde 3rd Grader

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21

The Worst Six Years Of A Blonde's Life

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third grade.