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Blonde and a Toilet
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.
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Blondes and Shrimps
Q: What do blondes and shrimps have in common?
A: Their heads are full of shit, but the pink bits are nice.
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Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
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