Complaint Letter

The complaint letter from Judi: We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the Supream Cort if we have two.  Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side. We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff. Sined by the blonds at the ofise (sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake).

Two Blondes are Passing by A Fruit Shop

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!" The girls stop and look at each other. "Well I suppose we could always eat the third one!"

Blonde YMCA

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Duh! Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!"