Buxom Waitress

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag)
A: "'Debbie'. . . that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Refrigerator Evidence

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Swimming the English Channel

A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the breast stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached the shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked: "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."