Bar Jokes - Walks Into a Bar

Bar Crowd

A guy notices a crowd of women at the end of the bar. Curious, he walks toward the end and sees an immensely ugly guy being hit on by several ladies. He sits next to another fella and asks "So, what's this guy's deal? Is he rich or famous?" "Dunno," says the other guy, "he just sits there licking his eyebrows."

Anonymous

The Right Stuff

A man walks into a bar, orders a Corona, two Hurricanes, and a Forest Fire. The bartender says, "That'll be $20.20."

Anonymous

Dads in a Bar

Two dads walk into a bar...
One turns to the other and says, "that hurt."

Anonymous
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