Blondes Love Puzzles

A bartender was working at a bar one night, when in walked a group of blondes chanting "44 days! 44 days!" One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame.
The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, "Why are you chanting 44 days?"
She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, "A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!"

Bar Crowd

A guy notices a crowd of women at the end of the bar. Curious, he walks toward the end and sees an immensely ugly guy being hit on by several ladies. He sits next to another fella and asks "So, what's this guy's deal? Is he rich or famous?" "Dunno," says the other guy, "he just sits there licking his eyebrows."

The Right Stuff

A man walks into a bar, orders a Corona, two Hurricanes, and a Forest Fire. The bartender says, "That'll be $20.20."